Billy Ray's Neighborhood Dive
Find
this place. You'll
be glad you did.
by
Sam Soule for
pdxguide.com
Billy
Ray's
Neighborhood
Dive
2216 NE MLK
Portland OR 97212
(503) 287-7254

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On
any given evening
heading north on
Martin Luther King
boulevard, Billy
Ray's Neighborhood
Dive is an easy
tavern to miss.
Unfortunately.
Even
when the flashing
signage that hangs
with great green-and-red
neon weight over
the sidewalk is
in full working
order — which,
from tonight's angle
of approach, it
is not; from the
south, all lights
are on — Billy
Ray's refuses to
announce itself
by name. "Tavern" is
all the sign reads.
And
it certainly doesn't
help matters that
two blocks further
up the road sits
the hard-to-miss
restaurant-complex
Billy Reeds. Between
Billy Ray's and
Billy Reed's, confusion
abounds. Just ask
any local taxi dispatcher.
During
daylight hours "the
Dive" is more
easily spotted.
Just look for the
two-story house
painted a uniformly
barn-ish red. But
if you end up missing
it the first time
around, rest easy — and
double back. The
effort you expend
locating this
rough gem of a
watering
hole will prove
well worth the
trouble.
Over
the past four years
the Dive has slowly
grown into one of
Portland's most
appealing laid-back
taverns, specializing
in 22 oz. barrels
of Pabst Blue Ribbon
($2.25) and an air
of whittled hipness,
comfortably aged
past any concern
for contemporary
relevance.
That
wasn't always the
case. Once there
was a time when
the Dive could be
counted on for free
weekly bills of
local punk and rock
'n' roll bands,
nights that were
more house party
than nightclub,
a time of small
city legend. But
noise complaints
from the neighborhood
eventually ended
that craziness and
since then the Dive
has been slowly
building a loyal
customer base drawn
to budget beer prices,
an impressively
deep music-geek
juke box and, more
than anything, gritty
hang-out pad vibes.
Cast-offs
with coherence — possibly
a good description
for both the decor,
and the clientele,
of Billy Ray's
Neighborhood Dive.
So,
on a rainy Thursday
night, we enter
the Dive after pinpointing
its location by
navigating a path
of ever tightening
concentric circles.
Sometimes, you hone
in for your good
times.
From
the sidewalk entrance,
the ground floor
of the Dive is a
narrow, red-and-gold
painted shotgun
affair dominated
by a gleaming copper-topped
bar. Facing this
is a string of slight
booths and teetering
two-tops anchored
at its midpoint
by a large and glowing
jukebox; enlivened,
my party was quick
to note, by the
varied likes of
Ray Charles, The
Undertones, Captain
Beefheart and Minor
Threat.
In
the back by the
video poker terminals
larger groups can
sit at a bizarre
make-shift table
set with fire sale
office chairs or
a large circular
booth with torn
harlequin upholstery.
Upstairs maintains
the house party
feel of old with
two rec rooms outfitted
with foosball, pool,
pinball, a wide-screen
TV and couches.
Psychedelic murals
of aliens and urban
absurdity cover
the walls.
Our
night was spent
drinking beers and
shooting pinball,
rocking out in affable
space.
The
folks who like to
call the Dive home
(and some almost
literally do) seem
genuinely down-to-earth,
many with punk rock-leaning
pasts behind them.
However, there doesn't
seem to be any set
demographic stripe
that totally defines
the Dive's predominantly
neighborhood-based
patronage. Draft
beer is cheap: Micros
are $4 for a 22
oz. stein, $3.50
for a pint. Those
who drink small-size
PBR (a rarity here)
pay $1.75. Cut-rate
wine sells for $3.50
and airport bottle.
Most bottled and
canned beer settles
in the $3 range;
a cheap deal are
Miller High Lifes
and Ranier tall-boys
for $1.50.
Food
is tavern-good,
and the Dive does
a lot with its limited
space behind the
bar. With a cramped
kitchen comprised
of a microwave,
small convection
air oven and a George
Foreman-clone grill,
Billy Ray's manages
to turn out substantial
deli sandwiches
($4.50), homemade
soups ($3.50) and
killer plates of
nachos ($8.00).
Find
this spot. You'll
be glad you did.
Billy
Ray's is open Monday
through Saturday
11 am to 2:30 am;
Sundays 2 pm - 2:30
am. Happy Hour runs
daily, 4-7 pm.
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of the author and
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